Hello!! This is ian, guest blogging in Ramblings!! Haha (: yup. Hello all you loyal fans of the kyle out there! Yes, do not be sad that he is not blogging but it's his BIRTHDAY party today so he's tired and too lazy to blog. So yup, i'm here blogging for him.

Ok. Enough of the prequel. We just had a fantastic dinner at the Oasis restaurant by the Hyatt hotel's poolside! Yup. Lovely party it was with kyle (omg. why on earth am i calling him kyle?!) ok where was i? Err. Oh yes, the lovely party with kyle having received his bestest birthday present yet!! Sexy jockstraps!!! Yup (: he's extremely happy with that gift and of course he's wearing them now, walking around the house displaying and proclaiming how comfortable it was!! Yeah. I have to say though, his buttcheeks are rather flat and ugly. Yeah. Can't be helped considering he's SOOO thin.

Yeah. And so i'd like to proclaim to the world on kyle's behalf about audrey's fetish for mannequins!! Yeah. She loves touching... OKOKOKOKOK!!!!! Audrey doesn't want me proclaiming her fetishes on this widely proclaimed and fantabulous and POPLULAR site!! Haiyo. He still thinks that people don't really read his blog when people ACTUALLY read his blog!! (: yeah. Ok audrey, i shall be nice!! (:

OK. So now we're all standing around with audrey having taken her bath and we're back to the same tabooboo subject!! (shhhhhhh) i don't think i can tell everyone what we're talking about! Haha.

Hmm. So now we're talking about who's better looking. Yeah. Kyle err. Kyle's on the phone with weili!! HELLO WEILI. Yes a shoutout to him. Ok this is an EXTREMELY random post. Yeah. Err. Err. Errrrrr.

Weili has a playboy watch!!
No it's ok it's ok! Thanks for coming k? See you, byebye!!
Weili is not that mean one la, weili's quite a nice person!!
Must take the photos from my camera!
Is my taste very bad?
It's full of towels, it's like... ehh!
Why do you still keep your SAT books, it's not like you're going to use them anymore!!
BUTTCHEEKS BUTTCHEEKS BUTTCHEEKS BUTTCHEEKS!!!!

Yup. Alright. So that's all for now.

AIYO IAN!!!

Audrey aka. PLANET OF THE APES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!